{"id":1054,"date":"2015-01-15T12:00:57","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T10:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/esrenens.ch\/mc\/?p=1054"},"modified":"2015-03-10T12:30:35","modified_gmt":"2015-03-10T10:30:35","slug":"les-perles-de-janvier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/?p=1054","title":{"rendered":"Les perles de janvier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cours d\u2019histoire 9\u00e8me:<\/p>\n<p>Pourquoi les gens de l\u2019\u00e9poque pr\u00e9f\u00e9raient les mules plut\u00f4t que les chevaux ?<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e9ponse: parce qu\u2019elles avaient un coffre ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Monsieur, \u00e7a veut dire quoi \u00ab\u00a0chercher une aiguille dans une bo\u00eete de foin\u00a0\u00bb?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Donnez-moi le nom d&rsquo;un hebdomadaire?<\/p>\n<p>-Le chameau!<em> (aurait-il confondu avec le dromadaire?)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve regarde dehors parce qu\u2019il pleut vraiment fort et il s\u2019exclame: \u201cOhhh! il pleut des cornes\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Cours d\u2019histoire 9\u00e8me: Pourquoi les gens de l\u2019\u00e9poque pr\u00e9f\u00e9raient les mules plut\u00f4t que les chevaux ? R\u00e9ponse: parce qu\u2019elles avaient un coffre ? &nbsp; &nbsp; Monsieur, \u00e7a veut dire quoi \u00ab\u00a0chercher une aiguille dans une bo\u00eete de foin\u00a0\u00bb? &nbsp; &nbsp; -Donnez-moi le nom d&rsquo;un hebdomadaire? -Le chameau! (aurait-il confondu avec le dromadaire?) &nbsp; &nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":95,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-les-perles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1054"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1099,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions\/1099"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/95"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}