{"id":1533,"date":"2015-05-15T09:00:59","date_gmt":"2015-05-15T07:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/esrenens.ch\/mc\/?p=1533"},"modified":"2015-06-14T19:48:23","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T17:48:23","slug":"perles-de-mai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/?p=1533","title":{"rendered":"Les perles de mai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Le prof: Comment appelle-t-on le r\u00e9sultat d\u2019une addition?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve: Une somme.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Le prof Et le r\u00e9sultat d\u2019une soustraction?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve: Une satisfaction.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0On parle du p\u00e9rim\u00e8tre\u00a0du cercle\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve: M\u2019sieur, c\u2019est d\u00e9j\u00e0 quoi la formule de la circoncision de ce verre?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve: M\u2019sieur, y\u2019a mon copain y s\u2019est fait p\u00e9ter la gueule et maintenant il a un \u0153il au baignoire\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>\n<hr \/>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le prof: Comment appelle-t-on le r\u00e9sultat d\u2019une addition? L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve: Une somme. Le prof Et le r\u00e9sultat d\u2019une soustraction? L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve: Une satisfaction. &nbsp; &nbsp; \u00a0On parle du p\u00e9rim\u00e8tre\u00a0du cercle\u2026 L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve: M\u2019sieur, c\u2019est d\u00e9j\u00e0 quoi la formule de la circoncision de ce verre? &nbsp; &nbsp; L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve: M\u2019sieur, y\u2019a mon copain y s\u2019est fait p\u00e9ter la gueule et [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":95,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-les-perles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1533"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1564,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1533\/revisions\/1564"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/95"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}