{"id":2237,"date":"2016-01-16T18:16:42","date_gmt":"2016-01-16T16:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/esrenens.ch\/mc\/?p=2237"},"modified":"2016-01-19T23:09:28","modified_gmt":"2016-01-19T21:09:28","slug":"janvier-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/?p=2237","title":{"rendered":"Les perles de janvier"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Une \u00e9l\u00e8ve : &#8211; Madame, on peut parler en silence?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">La prof : &#8211; ??? Ah, chuchoter tu voulais dire ?<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Question d&rsquo;un test de g\u00e9o : \u00ab\u00a0Trouve un moyen de lutter contre le r\u00e9chauffement la plan\u00e8te\u00a0\u00bb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399;\">R\u00e9ponse d&rsquo;un \u00e9l\u00e8ve : \u00ab\u00a0Enlever le permis de conduire aux femmes pour moins polluer\u00a0\u00bb.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #339966;\">&#8211; Madame, la photo elle est toute fluo!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\">&#8211; Tu voulais dire \u00ab\u00a0floue\u00a0\u00bb?<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">&#8211; Tu prends le cercle et tu fais la circoncision!<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une \u00e9l\u00e8ve : &#8211; Madame, on peut parler en silence? La prof : &#8211; ??? Ah, chuchoter tu voulais dire ? Question d&rsquo;un test de g\u00e9o : \u00ab\u00a0Trouve un moyen de lutter contre le r\u00e9chauffement la plan\u00e8te\u00a0\u00bb. R\u00e9ponse d&rsquo;un \u00e9l\u00e8ve : \u00ab\u00a0Enlever le permis de conduire aux femmes pour moins polluer\u00a0\u00bb. &#8211; Madame, la photo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":95,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-les-perles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2237"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2311,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237\/revisions\/2311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/95"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}