{"id":845,"date":"2014-12-14T12:00:48","date_gmt":"2014-12-14T10:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/esrenens.ch\/mc\/?p=845"},"modified":"2015-03-10T12:31:05","modified_gmt":"2015-03-10T10:31:05","slug":"les-perles-dec-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/?p=845","title":{"rendered":"Les perles d\u00e9c 14"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">M&rsquo;sieur, je voudrais \u00eatre po\u00e9sien&#8230;<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cours d histoire 9\u00e8me:<\/p>\n<p>Pourquoi les gens de l&rsquo;\u00e9poque pr\u00e9f\u00e9raient les mules plut\u00f4t que les chevaux ?<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e9ponse: parce qu&rsquo;elles avaient un coffre ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">El\u00e8ve: Monsieur? \u00e7a veut dire quoi chercher une aiguille dans une bo\u00eete de foin?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/esrenens.ch\/mc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/botte-foin.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-850\" src=\"http:\/\/esrenens.ch\/mc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/botte-foin.jpeg\" alt=\"botte foin\" width=\"198\" height=\"174\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">El\u00e8ve: Monsieur mais vous \u00eates n\u00e9onazi vous!<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Prof: Non, je ne suis pas n\u00e9 en Asie\u2026<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">L\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ve regarde dehors parce qu\u2019il pleut vraiment fort et il s\u2019exclame: \u201cOhhh! il pleut des cornes\u201c\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/esrenens.ch\/mc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cordes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-847\" src=\"http:\/\/esrenens.ch\/mc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cordes.jpg\" alt=\"cordes\" width=\"198\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>El\u00e8ve 1: M\u2019sieur? On dit que Mozart est mort, mais moi quand j\u2019ouvre mon frigo, Mozarella\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Prof: mdrrrrrrrrrrrr\u2026 ah j\u2019ai compris\u2026 on dit que beurre est mort mais quand j\u2019ouvre mon frigo, beurre est l\u00e0\u2026<\/p>\n<p>El\u00e8ve 2: Mais M\u2019sieur, z\u2019avez rien compris\u2026 Mozart, le peintre!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/esrenens.ch\/mc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/mozart.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-852\" src=\"http:\/\/esrenens.ch\/mc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/mozart.jpg\" alt=\"mozart\" width=\"157\" height=\"187\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Prof: citez des noms de partis politiques suisses\u2026<\/p>\n<p>El\u00e8ves: UDC\u2026 PLR\u2026 PS\u2026 OCB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M&rsquo;sieur, je voudrais \u00eatre po\u00e9sien&#8230; &nbsp; Cours d histoire 9\u00e8me: Pourquoi les gens de l&rsquo;\u00e9poque pr\u00e9f\u00e9raient les mules plut\u00f4t que les chevaux ? R\u00e9ponse: parce qu&rsquo;elles avaient un coffre ? &nbsp; El\u00e8ve: Monsieur? \u00e7a veut dire quoi chercher une aiguille dans une bo\u00eete de foin? &nbsp; El\u00e8ve: Monsieur mais vous \u00eates n\u00e9onazi vous! Prof: Non, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":95,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-les-perles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=845"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":853,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions\/853"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/95"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/esrenens.ch\/news23\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}